Halloween

Memorable quotes:

McNitpick: "Dear Cinema Snob, you are clearly only choosing this movie just to get hits, and therefore that makes this an inapporpriate movie for you to choose for your otherwise fantistic internet series."
Snob: "What? Nooo... I did not choose if for the hits. I chose it because it would've been highly inappropriate for me to choose Friday the 13th: 3D for Halloween, which I would've chosen for the hits."
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Snob: *as Michael murders his sister* "Now whatever you do, don't run too fast with that knife… Oh, God dammit! This tall guy next to me won't stop stabbing my sister. See, Friday the 13th? This is how you do murder and sex in the opening scene! By doing it before Friday the 13th came out!"
Michael's father: "Michael?"
Snob (as Michael's father): "You are so grounded, mister. We are gonna stare at you for the next thirty seconds making damn sure you know how disappointed you made us."
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Dr. Loomis: "He's gone! He's gone from here! The evil is gone."
Snob (as Loomis): "I don't know what patient that was, but the shocks on that bastard car would go out any second."
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Bully #1: "Don't you know what happens on Halloween?"
Snob: "Yeah, a shitty Paranormal Activity movie comes out."
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Snob: "Meanwhile at the corner of Narc & Copdad."
Mr. Brackett: "Bye, girls."
Annie: "Bye, dad!"
Laurie: "Bye."
Snob (as Mr. Brackett): "There goes the last time I'll ever see my girl alive again…"
Snob: "Hmmm, wow! That was a sad joke." *smiling* "And it's always funny to see Loomis and Michael conveniently miss each other the same way that Schwarzenegger and Devito did in the first 15 minutes of Twins. Let's get back to the real issue of the movie: BOYS!"
Laurie: "I'd rather go out with Ben Tramer."
Annie: "Ben Tramer? I knew it! So you do think about things like that, huh, Laurie?"
Laurie: "Shut up."
Annie: "He's cute!"
Snob: "Plus, Ben Tramer has a fantastic future ahead of him…" *shot from Halloween II is shown, where a stranger dressed as Michael Myers gets run over a police car and collides with another car, resulting in a huge explosion* "……at least for next 8 hours or so!?"
Snob (as Michael Myers): "Hi there. I'm here to bone in your house, while your daughter watches horror films."
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Tommy: "I don't like that story."
Laurie: "I thought King Arthur was your favorite."
Snob (as Tommy): "No! I said Arthur 2: On the Rocks was my favorite!"
Laurie: "Tarantula Man…"
Tommy: "Laurie, what's the Boogeyman?"
Snob: "It's a hit song by KC and the Sunshine Band, but that's not important right now."
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Laurie: "Tommy, Halloween night, it's when people play tricks on each other."
Snob: "Yeah, especially movie studios, release the majority of their horror films IN JANUARY!"
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Paul (on the phone): "Hi, Lindsey. This is Paul. Is Annie there?"
Lindsey: "Yes, she is."
Paul: "Get her for me, will you?"
Snob (as Lindsey): "Annie, the director is on the phone! He wants you to show up in a corpse-cameo in Halloween II!"
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Snob: *as Michael suddenly peeks up behind a car to an eerie sound* "Oh, how did they not hear that giant fart he just let out!?"
Laurie: *as she carves a jack-o'-lantern and addresses Annie's apparel* "Oh, fancy."
Snob (as Annie): "YOU wanna talk? You were about to fuck a pumpkin! Now watch this kid for me so I can have sex, which is really quite awesome."
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Laurie: "Help! Somebody help me, please!"
Snob (as an angry neighbor): "Ah, great. It's the girl from Prom Night and Terror Train again! When is she gonna learn not to leave the house!?"
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Laure: "I want you to go down the stairs out the front door. I want you to go down the street to the Mackenzie's house."
Snob (as Laurie): "I want you to tell them they're assholes for not letting me in the house earlier!"
Snob: "This ending by the way is such a ripoff of the opening scene from Halloween II. And in the end, Laurie Strode is saved by…" *Dr. Loomis shoots Michael 6 times* "…Mmh mmh, 1970's child psychiatry."
Laurie: "Was it the bogeyman?"
Dr. Loomis: "As a matter of fact, it was."
Snob (as Laurie): "I said "What's the bogeyman", not "Was that the bogeyman". That explains nothing!"